thecommonchick:

I don’t want a sugar daddy but maybe like a sugar buddy. 

I just hit him up like “Hey how are you today?” 

and he replies “Doing great thanks for asking here’s $7,000.” 

(via brightly-invisible)

theshitneyspears:

2017: dumb bitch

2018: sad bitch

2019: bad bitch

(Source: theshitneyspears, via brightly-invisible)

darkislovelyyyy:

💀💀💀💀 MOOD

(via angstybrowngirl)

cockchomp:

not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties

(via brightly-invisible)

moonofficial:

fool me once, shame on u; fool me twice, shame on u again for taking advantage of my compassionate & forgiving nature!!!!!! how dare u

(Source: taurusfem, via gucciflawless)

worldsworstfather:

remember when you were a kid and whenever your parents came into the room while you were doing something for pleasure like looking at something on the computer or watching tv and you’d immediately close the thing like you’d just been caught watching porn when you were actually doing nothing wrong this post was made by strict parents with no boundaries gang

bbyvivienne:

(via fakenasty)